Friday, 26 June 2020

Ute lost an eye in a disputed encounter


I am not going name names, in fact everything I write is fiction.
Two dudes one a cop are takeing a dart in the garage
when they hear something going down in the driveway.
Maybe one grabs a pipe
They find a black Ute nearby
and beat the fuck out of him and
he loses an eye

Who is wrong who is right
I say the black ute is wrong
because why was he a TO dude
in Whitby at 2 Am
POkING THE BEAR


Monday, 22 June 2020

Real Canadians

I heard about a poll today
where x percent of people
not born in Canada
thought people born in Canada
did not consider them real Canadians

Well you are
and thanks for coming
changing your life
to make Canada better.

Sunday, 21 June 2020

Nazi and losing WW2> Green Goodness


The Nazi had the best technology
but they did not have the gas
to distribute it effectively
and manybe they made bad
decisions

Right now humanity is all NAZI
and we need to look at the tech
and how to save the world
no room for very bad decisions
I would say if its toxic
its a bad decision
to support it
look for a cheaper
green alternative
even if in our
distorted market
it costs 10 times
as much.

Saturday, 20 June 2020

So Sorry blame covid

I have aboot three weeks on Netflicks to watch
and a lifetime of repeats after that
There is nothing good or bad
left, its can you watch it till the end
and did it give you a lift at least in the middle

suspend your disbelief we are living in the future
and we cant even live on the moon or mars
all things within our grasp
if we had a grasp

Sunday, 6 October 2019

Sunday, 28 July 2019

Cheating Review



I have watched less than half these movies, but based upon them I want to watch everything reviewed in the video. Okay maybe not the VHS board game one.

Sunday, 12 May 2019

Iron Sky: The Comming Race (2019)

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The sequel to the National Lampoon inspired Iron Sky (2012). This is a very clever and funny send up of our modern world. Apple takes the biggest punches.
I call it a must see. I wont spoil anything, but this movie is totally bonkers, every conspiracy theory is realized.

4 NAZIS on the moon and South Pole Stars