Friday, 28 December 2012
I really like this franchise. Retribution has a better story than many of the latter in the series. The effects are dazling and this episode gives a lot of backstory. If you are a fan don't hesitate. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a paltry 32% but its at least double that.
Three point seven stars
Thursday, 27 December 2012
This 2004 FBI serial killer profiler genre movie got 22% from Rotten Tomatoes. I strenuously object. Its directed by DJ Caruso (Eagle Eye), stars Anjlie Jolie (at her peak), and Ethan Hawke (post Training Day). Kiefer Sutherland is the principal bad guy. Shot in beautiful Montreal it features amazing twists and turns. The ending should satisfy even the harshest critics. Its not Silence of the Lambs, but its still a damm fine flick.
Three point five stars
Thursday, 20 December 2012
A well done but completely unnecessary remake of the Swedish masterpiece Let the Right one In. Chole Grace Moretz who broke through in Kick Ass was perfect as the 12 year old vampire. Kodi Smit McPhee is totally believable as Owen a young vampire smitten teen. The biggest difference is the directors decision to reveal a key concept that the Swedish movie allowed the viewer to discover on their own.
A terrific bite on the vampire genre. A much better remake of a Swedish Film than the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
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Tuesday, 18 December 2012
Cloud Atlas is a difficult movie. Its highly stylized, slow moving, and very preachy. The choices we make shape empires Yada Yada Yada. The first half barely kept me engaged, I still dont get all the connections between time periods.
Which is not surprising considering;
"David Mitchell, the author of “Cloud Atlas,” told the Paris Review in 2010 that “‘Cloud Atlas’ is a novel about whose echoes, eddies and cross-references even its author possesses only an imperfect knowledge.” Yet the directors of the new film — Tom Twyker, Lana Wachowski and Andy Wachowski — took a different approach to Mitchell’s brilliant book. They turned six overlapping stories into more concentric circles than the author had himself." After you watch the movie read this.
Its an ambitious movie that in the end works. How did it got 63% at RT? Only John Cougar of Mars saves it from being the biggest boxoffice bomb of the year.
Do not make it a pirority but when you have the opportunity, check it out.
Two point six-five stars
(sorry for the comercial its thankfully very brief)
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Jason Statham's ten year (Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels- 1998) acting anniversary was marked by the third edition of the Transporter (2002) franchise which made him a star. This time he breaks all his rules. The stunts and fights are superb. A movie featuring French director Oliver Megaton and the sterling Luc Besson has writing credits. I love this franchise and despite the total lack of orginality this may be the best one so far. Rotten Tomates hated it with a 36% fresh. Critics also dumped all over it. However the box office was over $100 million, tops for the now finished franchise.
Three point six five stars.
Monday, 3 December 2012
Without hesitation I would join the millions who would not hesitate to say Bond films are their favorite franchise. Skyfall disappointed me. The opening sequence was the best ever. Daniel Craig continues to re define Bond in a compelling fashion. Sam Mendes direction was well crafted. Although to date, he has never recaptured the magic of American Beauty. Javier Bardem was one of the best, if not the best Bond villian ever.
The first half of the movie was near perfect Bond. The second half was a mess of plot holes and situations that stretched my suspension of disbelief to the limit. Its possible background that might have kept situations free of criticism were edited for the sake of brevity. Unfortunately for me I hold Bond to a very high standard, and while picky points, it going to cost a movie which should have owned a fourth star without effort, that high a mark. Nevertheless a must see on the big screen movie.
Three point four stars
Monday, 12 November 2012
The sum of the parts did not add up to a great movie. Changing the name of the movie might have avoided painful contrasts to the iconic first version. Most of the blame has to go to the director. The storytelling was off. Colin Farrell reprises the role made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Colin's string of box office flops seems to prove he is incapable of carrying a blockbuster to market. Personally I like him and his presence attracts me to a film. In Total Recall his performance can not be faulted. Kate Beckinsale has a larger role than Sharon Stone did in the first movie. This may be another poor choice. Jessica Biel did not sell her part as the love interest well.
There is a lot to like about this movie. The action scenes are far better than the original. The visuals are terrific.The tension created as the movie climax's had me squirming more than I remember the first time around. The interpreting of the Phillip K Dick novel is much different, it is an interesting universe that was presented poorly.
Despite that I recommend the movie without reservation.
Monday, 29 October 2012
This should be the Supersoldiers franchise doubletap. RT gave it a surprising 86%. There were many good elements in this movie. Scott Adkins is a credible action star, the fight scenes were terrific, and old friends Dolf Lungren and Jean Claude Van Damme were along for the ride. Perhaps that was my problem with the movie it seemed like a long silly ride. If your a fan of the franchise, there are many satisfying plot developments, otherwise do not get on board. A completely opposite review here, that softened my score.
Two point 7 stars.
Sunday, 21 October 2012
Compared to the Toby McGuire movies which were nothing to sniff at, this reboot is better. Its not blowing me away better like the Chistopher Nolan Batman reboot was compared to the others, but its better because it follows the orginal comic more closely and Spiderman in action has never looked more natural. Both the star Andrew Garfield and the Director Mark Webb have their breakthrough movies. Emma Stone on the other hand did herself few favors.
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Killer Joe stars Matthew McConaughey an actor I generally like. For accepting the role of Killer Joe in Killer Joe maybe its his agent he should be killing. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 76%, I would give in forty or less. If trailer park Texas is anything like this movie, America really faces internal challenges beyond repair. There is nothing clever, funny, or engaging about this movie. It is slime on screen from start to finish.
no trailer, its not worth the effort
Friday, 12 October 2012
Luc Besson's creative fingerprints are all over this movie. In general if you see his name in the credits its a quality product. Taken was released in Europe a year before it made it to the US. A critical bomb (Rotten Tomatoes 58%) that succeded because the audiences could not get enough of it.($228 million boxoffice) Liam Neeson is a freight train of violence and determination who plows down everyone who stands between him and his loss. Maggie Grace who played Shannon on lost, and Bond Girl Famke Jansson play the family under stress. A must see.Four Stars
Taken 2 picks up where one ended. Liam Neeson owns the role of retired deadly operative on a personal quest to save loved ones from scumbags. Rotten Tomatoes (21% fresh) hates it, says it is no where close to the original. Moviegoers disagree and it is number one at the boxoffice. I am with the movie goers. Sure it does not match the original. However the Taken universe remains a very entertianing place to be immersed for a couple of hours. I hope there is another episode.
Wednesday, 10 October 2012
A direct to video addition to the Hostel Franchise. The story remains the same, but the action moves to Las Vegas. All new actors and director. Looks better than its low budget roots. If you liked the first two, this one will not disappoint. I hope the franchise does not die with this edition.
Hostel 2 picks up where Hostel ends. Its more Texas Chainsaw Massacre type action created by Eli Roth. Lauren German is the only actor you may recognize. Rotten Tomatoes hated it, and the box office was only $20 million, about half the first movie. I would watch them back to back. Very similar but not as good as the first if only because the plot was no longer orginal.
A no name movie. It wins you with smart direction,writing and plot. Eli Roth shows a lot of chops directing this bloody chopper movie. He is better known for Cabin Fever, but Hostel is a better movie. Fans of the genre whose most successful franchise is Saw will be thrilled by Hostel. There are now three Hostel movies. The first experince remains the best. Rotten Tomatoes failed it, but it managed $45 million in boxoffice. It will become a cult classic.
Antoine Fuqua is a name you may not but should recognize. His direction of Training day revealed he is a major talent. His track record shows Training day was no fluke. Denzel Washington won best actor playing an (antagonist) against type a crooked cop with cash flow problems. Ethan Hawke was nominated for best supporting for his (protagonist) portrayal of a naive rookie in way over his head. Eva Mendes's breakout movie. Its one of the top movies of the first decade of the 21st century. Rotten Tomatoes liked but did not love it with 72%, audiences made it a box office smash. A must see.
If you like or can stand two hours of Nick Cage at his most cagess, this movie will thoroughly entertain you. Terrence McDonagh is a New Orleans detective who redefines “dirty cop”. His girlfriend Eva Mendes is a prostitute who shares his addictions. Terrence gets into all kinds of trouble in his constant quest for more drugs. Val Kilmer also makes an appearance as his partner. Just when it seems Cage has dug himself into an inescapable hole he walks out on a path of carefully constructed dominoes Rotten Tomatoes gave it 87% and it was critically acclaimed. Audiences did not agree and it was under $2 million domestic and $10.5 million in total. So it’s a great movie that no one saw.
Monday, 8 October 2012
Do not waste your money on this one. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 85%. Its recycled TV cop show fare. Cops good, drug lords bad, drug war futile. Very professionally done, works the emotions well, but overall a series of clichés. Written and directed by the Training Day writer David Ayer. Its disappointing to see him turn to manipulation instead of inspiration. IMHO his directing does not match his great writing to date. If you can see it for free, worth doing.
Two point six stars.
Yet another secret agent betrayed by his agency and left completely burned. No country, no cash and countless former colleagues trying to erase him. The Expatriate adds a twist from Taken in that the former kill team specialist Ben Logan played by Aaron Eckhart finds the safest place for his estranged daughter Amy is by his side. Amy is represented by Liana Liberato in a barely convincing way. However Eckhart sells the solid plot. Former Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko credibly fills the role of a former lover who double betrays him. Jean Reno who was brilliant (Mission Impossible, Ronin) has an unaccredited but critical bit part. Philipp Stölzl is a newish director who leaves a good first impression.
Sunday, 30 September 2012
Looper is an intellectually clever take on the paradox's of time travel. I was not alone in being confused briefly that the travel was from 2044 to our present. Nearly all the movie takes place in 2044, but the time travelers are arriving from 2074. A couple of these trips I have yet to figure out.(Spoiler alert an explanation, and a better one) The Looper universe is perfectly formed. The Kid from 3rd rock from the Sun has developed into a great actor. A story about killing your future self is totally captivating. I would call it a low level action movie, that does not quite live up to the hype. That said I really enjoyed it and it was worth the trip to experience it on the big screen.
Three point nine Stars.
Wednesday, 26 September 2012
Action ExploitationFilms are typically B movies lacking production values. Robert Rodriguez has proven you can make a great movie for $10 million.
His campy movies attract great audiences and great stars. No action movie character actor has a better resume than Danny Tejo. In Machete he plays Machete. Also in the lineup, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez and Steven Seagal. Machete sees his wife slaughtered before his eyes, and as fate would have it years later he is caught up in a chain of events leading to a death match with his nemesis. If you’re not a fan of senseless violence, blood gore and simple plotting do not watch this. I thought it was for this genre a masterpiece.
A movie based upon a video game. Overall I like this genre. Following the formula 47 is a member of a secret society; raised from childhood to be hit men. An unrecognizable Timothy Olyphant (Justified, Deadwood) is the only name you will recognize in this movie. He is betrayed, turns against the organization and of course befriends an exotic prostitute. It grossed $100 million worldwide and was a critical bomb. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 14%. I disagree, its as good as most betrayed member of omnipotent organization movie.
A brilliant book made into a brilliant movie. Near perfection, aged impeccably, as fresh today as it was 40 years ago. The synthesized Beethoven IMHO is the best soundtrack ever. Stanley Kubrick is arguably the greatest director ever, 2001 was his second best movie, Clockwork Orange was number one.
A movie overstuffed from every angle with talent. Script by Quinton Tarantino, directed by Tony Scott, starring Christian Slater at a time he was the new Jack Nicolson and Patricia Arquette. The villain Christopher Walken, the father Dennis Hopper, the roommate Brad Pitt. Other characters of note; Val Kilmer, Samuel Jackson, Gary Oldman and playing a mob foot soldier James Gandolfini. Essentially it’s a road movie. It bombed at the box office but is now a solid 91% fresh.
Certainly one of my favorite movies of the 90’s and easily in my top twenty of all time.
A movie whose premise does not seem promising. In the near future privatized prisons raise money by having prisoners race armed cars on a closed course. Win 6 races and you go free. However Jason Statham carries this movie brilliantly. Bottom line if you like Jason Statham movies, you will like this one.
Saturday, 22 September 2012
6 David Lynch directs this Frank Hebert existential SF-story. Lynch falls into the trap of trying to explain the Dune world. The mistake was trying to fit such a perfect creation into two hours. Nevertheless, a movie one must see. As usual, better if you have read the book.
Inspired by The Texas Chain Saw Massacure this story of a sadistically dysfunctional family is a nihilistic masterpiece. Rotten Tomatoes was split at 53%. I would put it in the 80's. If you like the genre you will squirm with delight.
Ong –Bak (PG) violence8 You do not notice the subtitles. This un-Hollywood film is an enthralling Thai version of the stolen talisman story. This fantastic and completely realistic martial arts story deserves patronage. It is also a sweet glimpse at Thai culture
Really a terrific spin on a genre I will not identify for obvious reasons. Aside from Denzel Washington and Eva Mendes no names here. But the stars shine in this movie. Surprisingly the director Carl Franklin has not created a superstar track record and has moved on to TV miniseries (The Pacific) and network TV (Falling Skies).Both hardly outstanding. Out of Time is an extremely well directed movie spinning a web of circumstance so artfully you can feel the pressure. A very simple movie that moves, one of my favorites.
A great movie starts with a great story. Quentin Tarintino wrote the sizzling script, and Tony Scott masterfully directed.
Extreme cast with more stars than are in the sky, including a Tony Soprano cameo. Star-crossed lovers wrapped up in a double-dealing drug run. Story moves effortlessly and absolutely believably. Perhaps the purest anti-hero movie ever made. Rotten Tomatoes loved it, but it was a box office bust taking in only $13 million, just under its cost. An absolutely awesome movie.
Ten stars (out of five)
Friday Night Lights (PG 15 for sexual themes)
9 Based on a true story of a west Texas high school run at the 1988 state championships. Of this oft-told story, this is by far the best movie. Even if you don’t like sports you will still enjoy this movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest (PG 11)
7 To long, Captain Sparrow began to wear a bit thin. Too much swashbuckling. Still better than most of the class of 2006. The CGI was incredible. Fortunately, the director chose not to make technology the star. Expect like LOTR, the 3rd segment will be terrific.
A movie that raises the question of what would Willie Loman be like if he were a stoner? Laser cutting dark depiction of late 20th century suburban America. A skin crawling examination of life as we know it. Star Studded winner of Best Picture,Actor,Screenplay,Director and Cinematography Oscar. Before there was True Blood or Six Feet under Allan Ball wrote this brilliant screenplay. A movie that cemented Sam Mendes in the A list. Other than Skyfall none of his later movies can hold a candle to American Beauty.
Rundown (PG 14 violence)
9 The Rock is thoroughly believable, and the story is grand. Superb execution brings action, wit and charm to the quest movie genre. It is absurd this movie is not already a classic. If you liked Romancing the Stone, you will love this movie.
Robert Heinlein's vision realized in a what was once mocking but now increasingly realistic style. It is chilling how Philip K Dick and Heinlein foresaw our future so accurately.“ If you want to know more” watch this movie.
Yes Starship Trooper
Yes Starship Trooper
Life of Brian (R for themes)
8 Interesting note, George Harrison mortgaged his house to fund the $4 million needed for this project. The Python crew set their sights on organized religions role in society and score. Some mistake this movie as a satire on Christianity, its thrusts are far more wide ranging. Bottom line, you will laugh.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (PG 13)
10 the quintessential Python. This spot on satire lampooning the power of the myth is a masterpiece. Expect to choke with laughter. It is simply a timeless comic rant. Made for $400,000 in the 80’s. They used coconuts because they could not afford horses.
A young Jane Fonda breaking into superstar ranks. A terrific spoof of westerns with a legendary cast. A tale of redemption and rebellion. It oozes goodness, a reflection of the time (60’s) in which it was made. It can be considered a musical that people who hate musicals will love. Rated as the 10th best Western of all time. I would not be that kind, but its a timeless classic in any list.
Resident Evil (R for Gore)1 & 2
7&8 Milla Jovovick’s Great Zombie movies, Milla is Milla, although she seems to lose some hotness between movies. These movies try to warn everyone. How the surrender to superior security inevitably follows the law of unintended consequences, unleashing blowback that obviates safety exponentially. Are these movies portents of the future? I hope not, but you really cannot rule it out.
Blade Runner (PG 13 for minor nudity)
6 Harrison Ford is first-rate as a future detective. A visually stunning adaptation of Philip K. Dicks gloomy future vision. Unfortunately, the story did not age well. It is good as a time waster or for deep thinking activation.
Seven (R for sick)8 Brad Pitt breakthrough movie, excellent cast including Morgan Freeman, very compelling view of the dark side. A trendsetter built upon the success of Silence of the Lambs. Plot takes 7 deadly sins and makes a bloody statement about each.
Lawrence of Arabia ( PG 12 for violence)
10 True early 20th century Middle East history delivered by David Lean as an iconic epic. It is a timeless movie beautifully filmed and extraordinary in every sense. A must see for everyone. As I write this in 2006, we can only hope Lawrence rises from the dead.
Shawn of the Dead (PG 16 for Blood)
9 Witty deadpan comedy Zombie movie, a gut busting slice of life depiction of a horrific event. Boomers will especially enjoy this genre transcending bloody screwball comedy romance. For others reactions will be hot or cold.
The Firm- (PG14 for adult themes)
8+ Tom Cruise, Gene Hackmen and a super strong cast in a typically excellent John Grisham story. Intricately plotted, ending with a cascade of intelligent intersections that weaves a satisfying cinematic mosaic.
Friday, 21 September 2012
It’s a masterpiece of action and science fiction full of comedic relief. There are no pretentions here and while they are very similar that’s the reason Fifth Element continues to entertain me while I find re-watching Blade Runner painful. It’s a French production written and directed by Luc Besson who later married the movies stunning star, Milla Jovoivch in her breakthrough role. She is now well known as Eve in the Resident Evil Franchise. Who is the greatest action hero of all time, debatably its Bruce Willis, and he plays a wisecracking ex-cop who saves the galaxy. I should note I am not a Bruce Wills fanboy. Borrowing heavily from the blade runner universe the plot revolves around a quest to save the galaxy from an ancient evil. Science Fiction is my favorite genre, and while the Fifth Element is not outstanding or original in an epoch way, it hits all the right notes and is a sincere crafted celebration of Science Fiction. The clip of the opera(sound by Sarah Brightman) is a unique moment in film.
Its one of those movies you will love or hate. Rotten Tomato’s gives it 73% and Rodger Ebert hated it. The domestic box office and critical acclaim was meh, but it did over $200 million worldwide. So far it has not been critical redeemed and you will not find it on many best of lists.
The Movie (may have been taken down if not enjoy)
Surprisingly this movie is based upon a short story written by Stephen King. What makes it surprising is there are no elements of the supernatural present, and it may be King’s finest bit of storytelling. Frank Darabont the director is now well known as the director of the first season of The Walking Dead, and other Stephen King movies. This was his first movie and although it was critically acclaimed it was a box office dud. What the heck was wrong with people in 1994? Today it’s a universally loved movie by all who have seen it. It’s a prison movie. Tim Robbins is the fish out of water lead and Morgan Freeman his prison mentor. The conclusion is brilliant, uplifting and soul satisfying, a religious experience. Best prison movie and best drama without stooping to maudlin.
A laugh out loud to the point of choking movie, and there are so few of those, and fewer still that can elicit the same response after repeated viewings. The last movie I can remember that even looked at this bar was The Hangover. Steve Martin has never made a bad movie; the same cannot be said of John Candy. PTA creates a chemistry neither could bottle. The director John Hughes was most famous for his Home Alone movies. This film has that same corny but endearing quality that became his trademark. As the title indicates it’s a road movie about the struggle to navigate home for Christmas.
Apocalypse Now is my hands down pick for not only the greatest war movie, not only the movie which most accurately captures the zeitgeist of its time, but is the greatest achievement in filmmaking to date. I do not think it’s possible for it to be topped. First Francis Ford Coppla, is one of the most talented and unorthodox directors ever. Next the story was based upon the Iconic study of conflict Heart of Darkness. Marlon Brando and his ilk will never be seen again. Filmed on location in the Philippines it captures the chaos, horror and joy of war like no other movie. I came of age during this time, and this is how the 70’s were. This movie seething with anti-war sentiment came out 4 years before the Vietnam War ended. In the 21st century the only comparable and totally impossible event would be a 911 movie portraying 911 as a false flag coming out in 2002. All the main character are legends now. Watch this movie on the biggest screen you can find, with the best sound system available.
It was a star amongst stars at the time, and it holds up like no other movie of my youth I have ever revisited.
Colonel Kurtz sums it up best when he says “Charging someone with murder during a war is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500”
If you liked Trainspotting, The Beach or Slumdog Millionaire this movie will thrill you. All were directed by Danny Boyle. Twenty eight days later follows the Zombie movie handbook, Jim wakes up in a London hospital unaware he is one a handful of live humans. If like me you don’t recognize any of the actors do not let this deter you. 28 DL is IMHO the best Zombie movie ever (and it has a sequel). The soundtrack is sublime, the song In a house-In a Heartbeat is most effective. Jim meets up with other survivors and they flee London.
Sanctuary is not what it seems, when you watch on DVD there is an alternative ending. Its just a terrific movie. Critically and commercially the movie was a success.